Wear your farm pride.
T-shirts, hoodies, and gear for dairy farmers who are outstanding in their field.
Because the best conversations happen when someone asks about your shirt.
Shop the collection
Urban garment-dyed hoodie
$82.00
12 options available
Women’s relaxed v-neck t-shirt
$38.50
5 options available
My Social Circle Tee 2.0
$25.50
20 options available
Hoof Life Cow Edition
$37.00
9 options available
Gerard's Hoof Life
$37.00
9 options available
My Personality Type is Red Holstein
$25.00
9 options available
My Personality Type is Jersey
$25.50
25 options available
Hoof Life Vet Edition
$32.00
9 options available
Dark Side of the Moo
$22.00
9 options available
Unisex relax crew neck sweatshirt
$60.00
6 options available
More than merch. It's a conversation starter.
We've been to enough trade shows and farm events to know: dairy farmers notice each other. The CATTLEytics logo on your chest isn't just a shirt — it's a signal that you care about data, about doing things better, about the craft of dairy farming.
“I've met more farmers wearing this hoodie at the coffee shop than I have at industry events.”
Every piece is printed on demand — no waste, no warehouse full of medium blues nobody wanted. Quality materials that survive the washing machine, the tractor seat, and the occasional encounter with a curious heifer.
Print on Demand
No waste. Each item made when you order it.
Ships Direct
From printer to your door. Usually 5-7 days.
Quality Materials
Soft fabrics that last wash after wash.
Want custom merch for your farm?
Bulk orders for your team? Custom designs with your farm name? Let's talk.
Get in touch about custom orders